|the scary fine print|
|this could be yours!|
It's Friday the 13th, a perfect day to make up new superstitions. Bonus points for convincing someone else they are old ones. Fake proverbs also encouraged.
|with superior cracked paint|
"See Prada by noon, it's a bad hair day soon".
"Friend in a Jetta? You better forget her."
|does it go with the sofa?|